We Never Liked Him Anyway
$18.00
The ultimate breakup box—because healing is easier with a little sweetness and a lot of attitude.
Some people deserve closure. Others deserve chocolate.
Our We Never Liked Him Anyway box is your go-to gift for breakups, situationships, and “what was I thinking?” moments. Equal parts comforting and cheeky, this collection is designed to lift spirits, spark laughter, and remind them they’re better off.
Inside, each piece is wrapped with witty, empowering, and slightly savage messages—because sometimes the best way to move on is with a little humor (and something sweet).
What’s Inside:
Nine individually wrapped Belgian chocolate squares featuring Sassy Sweet's signature messages. Made with fair-trade certified Belgian chocolate and packaged in a gift-ready box designed for sharing—or not. We don't judge.
A mix of humor, empowerment, and just the right amount of petty
A giftable experience that says what you’re already thinking
Perfect For:
Breakups (obviously)
Best friend care packages
“You deserve better” moments
Girls’ nights & parties
Because honestly… we never liked him anyway.
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